Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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