Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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