Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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