Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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