The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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