Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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