Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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