I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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