And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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