found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
don't judge my taste in strippers
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...