I swear she didn't look like that last week.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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