Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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