That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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