Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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