i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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