Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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