I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Everyone says I win the strip club
And then the night went full on bisexual.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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