He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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