Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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