Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The Olympian is in my bed
Randomize
