can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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