Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
pray to the hookup gods
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I know her cup size but not her name....
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