I'm gonna have a badass scar
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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