can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How naked do you want me to be?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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