ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
All I want is dick and wine.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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