***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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