i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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