I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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