I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
