Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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