she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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