it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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