Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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