But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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