i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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