She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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