Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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