Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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