U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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