She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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