Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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