Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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