white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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