I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You may now shotgun with the bride
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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