We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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