We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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