this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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