You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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