I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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