So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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