U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i think my mom watched the whole time
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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