i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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