You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?