This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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