At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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