:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
